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Oli: 2 hob nobs, 3 philadelphia sandwiches, 1 bag salt and vinegar crisps

Jme: Toast x 2, banana crunchy nut cornflakes (large bowl), bacon sandwich, Chicken sundried ciabatta, danish

Z: bowl of special k for brekkie, then a jacket potato with tuna and salad for lunch

T: breakfast – fat free strawberry yoghurt (Editor’s Note – shudder x 2), lunch – bagel with humous, ham and cherry tomato (sounds gross actually was great, made it myself) (Editor’s Note – Yes, it does sound gross), dinner (will be) – sainsburys be good to yourself low fat pasta with ham and mushroom microwave meal (Editor’s Note – Horror.)

I just had another hob nob when I was writing that and I could feel it not going straight to my thighs and bum…

Updatesville*Updated

WELLLLLL here’s some updates…I have the promise of a new member to our motley crew of (non) slimmers (I think she’ll be on the healthy side, not sure though…)

SOO last night:

Oli: Box of raisins, Philadelphia sandwich x 2, cheese and onion crisps (high fat), assorted toffees (yumm)

JME: crisps, banana, yoghurt, toasted cheese sandwich, roast chiken, mash peas broccoli, then cereal, a brunch bar and some chocolate…

J: Breakfast: Muffin and a (Editor’s Note – big) pretzel. Lunch: fatty bacon and brie sandwich, bag of crisps. Dinner: huge plate of pasta with cheap ass sauce and a full packet of Jaffa cakes…(Editor’s Note – Additional info: he went straight to bed right after dinner, so no time to burn any calories – true grit and dedication to the cause…)

Z: She’s still asleep

T: breakfast – handful of pretzels (Editor’s Note – obviously there’s a weird pretzel phenomenon sweeping the world…), lunch – bowl of vegetable soup, afternoon – chocolate muffin, dinner – sainsbury be good to yourself low fat pasta with salmon and vegetables (microwave meal), later – 3 cubes chocolate

I think we can see that, due to our girls’ attempt at goodness, they obviously both feel as guilty as hell because they both BROKE from the strain and gobbled some chocolate. This just means that JME, J and myself will need to gobble ten times as much to compensate…

More updates and fun later…and pictures of fat people and thin people to give us MoTiVaTiOn!!!

Pain Barrier

Z’s obviously hit the wall (in dietary terms) and had a Dairy Milk…COME ON JME!!! EAT MOREEEE!!!!!

Updates

Z – Special K (One bowl), M&S healthy chicken salad and low fat crisps (Editor’s Note: DISGUSTING)

O – Extra fat mature cheddar ciabatta and a big slice of APPLE PIE BEEEEATCHHH HOLLAAAAAA

J – Waiting for report…..

The Anti-Diet

Today begins the Anti-Diet, Jme will be contributing as well as yours truly and thus it will truly be a peak of Internet communication.
Today’s breakfast:
2 weetabix

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! I’m already failing to eat anything that’s bad for me…but fear not, as I think a trip to the greasy-spoon café will bring some artery hardening monkey meat platter to my excited gut….yes sir I do declare the Anti-Diet….OPENNNNNN!!!!!