Gossip Girl (China Edition) – What do you think (photos)? (绯闻女孩（中国版）-你觉得如何 (图片)?)

As everyone (else) seems to know, Hunan TV is famous for producing HIGH QUALITY dramas and entertainment shows which are enjoyed across China. Rumour has it (Kaixin001 is where I get my gossip) that a Hunan satellite TV station is remaking (one of) the best TV shows in recent history – Gossip Girl!

众所周知，湖南卫视在中国制作高质量电视剧和娱乐节目很有名。传闻（我在开心001上听说的）湖南卫视将翻拍最棒的电视剧（之一）-绯闻女孩！

The good news doesn’t stop there! Let’s have a look at the cast of the upcoming show, and see how they measure up to the originals! Should the casting director receive an oscar or THE SACK?

好消息还没说完！让我们来看看这个片子里会有谁，看看他们和原版人物相比怎么样！导演应该拿奥斯卡还是应该打包回家？

Who’s the best match? Who’s the worst? Will you watch it? Is Dan’s character now a woman? One thing is for sure – ‘little Jenny’ isn’t so ‘little’ anymore!

哪个最配？哪个最烂？你会看吗？饰演Dan的演员现在是个女人吗？一件事情是肯定的-‘little Jenny’不在那么小了！

Illegal alien in China (中国的非法入侵者)

No, I don’t mean my visa expired…I found this crazy beast while walking through a park the other day.

不，我不是在说我的签证到期了…有一天在我穿过公园的路上，我发现了这个疯狂的怪兽！

Look out Predator, there’s a new monster in town!

铁血战士注意，市里出现一个新妖怪！

ps, Can anyone tell me what the illegal alien actually is?

ps,有人能告诉我这个非法入侵的外星来客到底是什么吗？

Why the Chinese are so good at maths (为什么中国人的数学那么好)

Even the police give daily reminders about vocabulary…

就连警察也每日给你提醒词汇….

It is this highly developed sense of mathematics and engineering that allows them to build structures which we in the West may think are impossible:

只有有高度的数学和工程发展意识才能做到这样的结构，这是我们在西方的人认为不可能的：

…but how do you get out of the lift if it stops between floors?!

…可是电梯停在2个楼层中间的时候要怎么出去啊？！

Hi there… (你好…)

…and my name is Xiao Ming! Please to meet you~
…我的名字叫小明!很高兴认识你~