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Too scared to go… – 害怕死了……chinese

Too scared to go… – 害怕死了……

April 2, 2010 at 11:43 pm

You may think that this looks like a perfectly normal BBQ restaurant bathroom, but danger lurks around every corner… 你可能觉得这只是很普通的一个BBQ餐厅的洗手间,可是处处都暗藏玄机… How am I meant to […]

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We put the TESL in…erm… (有人需要一些英语培训)diary

We put the TESL in…erm… (有人需要一些英语培训)

October 23, 2009 at 2:42 pm

TESL stands for, amongst other things, Teaching English as a Second Language. TESL表示教授母语非英语者英语. Maybe there is some subliminal messaging in this sign? 也许这里面还有某些引申义?

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Fried dork (炸笨蛋)chinese

Fried dork (炸笨蛋)

August 27, 2009 at 1:46 am

I was so excited to see this menu because I thought it was a typo of ‘duck’…on second glance, it has much more to do […]

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Why the Chinese are so good at maths (为什么中国人的数学那么好)chinese

Why the Chinese are so good at maths (为什么中国人的数学那么好)

August 4, 2009 at 8:47 am

Even the police give daily reminders about vocabulary… 就连警察也每日给你提醒词汇…. It is this highly developed sense of mathematics and engineering that allows them to build structures […]

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Who wants to be a Millionaire (China Version) (谁要成为百万富翁(中国版))chinese

Who wants to be a Millionaire (China Version) (谁要成为百万富翁(中国版))

July 30, 2009 at 8:49 am

After arriving in Shanghai more than a year ago, I was quite frightened by the cash-machines. I remember one evening, while walking in the French […]

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Gym merges with estate agent? (健身房和房产经济联合了?)chinese

Gym merges with estate agent? (健身房和房产经济联合了?)

July 11, 2009 at 1:20 pm

I often go own a membership to the gym opposite my office, and it’s really nice. Even though it doesn’t have a swimming pool (oh, […]

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Innovative Shanghai bank (革新的上海银行)chinese

Innovative Shanghai bank (革新的上海银行)

April 26, 2009 at 12:28 am

With the financial crisis beginning to bite in China, some firms have begun to take a revolutionary approach to finance – keeping it real. This […]

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Kangaroowtf? ( 袋鼠?)chinese

Kangaroowtf? ( 袋鼠?)

April 8, 2009 at 9:03 am

This must be the worst sounding australian-themed restaurant in China… 这一定是中国最令人作呕的澳大利亚主题餐厅了…

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THHHHHH (「θ」)chinese

THHHHHH (「θ」)

April 7, 2009 at 8:45 am

One of the hardest parts of learning a new language is trying to mimic sounds that do not exist in your own language. In conversation, […]

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Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 2) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第二篇) )chinese

Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 2) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第二篇) )

February 2, 2009 at 11:53 am

Here’s the second part of the Chinglish disaster that is the menu that we ordered from on Chinese New Year…enjoy! 这是春节时候我们点菜看到菜单中的中式英语的第二部分…慢慢享受! Ok this first one […]

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Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 1) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第一篇))chinese

Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 1) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第一篇))

January 27, 2009 at 9:15 pm

It’s Chinese New Year! You know what that means? HOLIDAY!!! You know what that means? FOOD!!! You know what that means? FUNNY CHINESE MENUS!!! 春节到了!你知道这意味着什么?放假!!你知道这又意味着什么?美食!!你知道这又意味着什么?有趣的中国菜单!! […]

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How rumours start…haha

How rumours start…

December 15, 2008 at 12:24 pm

Until recently, 95% of Chinese textbooks were printed in Ghana. However, contracts with publishers in Africa have recently been reviewed by the Chinese government due […]

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