Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 2) （有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第二篇) ）

Here’s the second part of the Chinglish disaster that is the menu that we ordered from on Chinese New Year…enjoy!

这是春节时候我们点菜看到菜单中的中式英语的第二部分…慢慢享受!

Ok this first one isn’t technically Chinglish, I just wanted to show you it because it’s funny!

学术上讲,第一部分不是那么中式英语,我给你们看是因为它很有趣!

Ok I can’t choose between these two…they’re BOTH my favourite! IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?! Anything is possible! It’s China baby!

我无法在这两个中间做选择…他们都是我的最爱!有可能吗?一切皆有可能!这是中国宝贝!

Funniest restaurant menu ever (Part 1) (有史以来最有趣的餐厅菜单(第一篇))

It’s Chinese New Year! You know what that means? HOLIDAY!!! You know what that means? FOOD!!! You know what that means? FUNNY CHINESE MENUS!!!

春节到了!你知道这意味着什么?放假!!你知道这又意味着什么?美食!!你知道这又意味着什么?有趣的中国菜单!!

I haven’t posted a huge amount of ‘Chinglish’ posts and funny Chinese restaurant menus since arriving in China…but the sheer amount of horror-translation in my CNY-Eve’s restaurant meant that I could not ignore it.

我到中国以来,还没有贴过很多中式英语的帖子和有趣的中餐菜单…但是大量的可怕的翻译在我的新年除夕夜的餐厅出现,意味着我再也不能视而不见了.

So much pain, so many funny words, such a nice font! Enjoy…

很多不适的,滑稽的词, 多漂亮的字体!慢慢享受…

And la pièce de résistance….

妙中之妙的一个…

I know it’s hard to believe, but this is just half of the Chinglish treasure…

我知道很难相信,但是这只是中式英语中的一半珍品…

Part 2 coming soon…

第二篇马上就来…

How rumours start…

Until recently, 95% of Chinese textbooks were printed in Ghana.

However, contracts with publishers in Africa have recently been reviewed by the Chinese government due to suspected ‘subliminal messages’ being implanted into the minds of the youth of the country.

I’m not sure there is any hard evidence though.