Too scared to go… – 害怕死了……

You may think that this looks like a perfectly normal BBQ restaurant bathroom, but danger lurks around every corner…

你可能觉得这只是很普通的一个BBQ餐厅的洗手间，可是处处都暗藏玄机…

How am I meant to relax enough to pee now I have THIS terrible natural disaster on my mind?!

你说这样叫我怎么能放松地尿尿，当我的脑子里充满着这可怕的自然灾害？

Shanghai openly encourages drug taking in shopping mall (上海在购物中心公开鼓励’吸毒’)

This is my mall! Well, not really my mall…

这是我的商场!恩~~不真是我的商场…

…and at the top of every escalator they have put a useful floor chart to describe how to travel using this extremely confusing piece of equipment.

…在每个自动扶梯的最上面会有一个很有用的楼面图,来描述怎么用这个极其困扰人的东西在商场展开旅行.

Although my memory is not as good as it used to be, I was sure I’d seen their slogan before…

虽然我的记性没有以前好了,可是我确信我曾经在哪里见过这个标语…

Puff, puff, pass!

吸,吸,过!