I hate my new colleague – 我恨我的新同事

When a new colleague joins a company, either you love them or hate them. If you watch ‘Lie to Me’ (and you should), you will know that you can pass on a lot of body language subconsciously – but what is even worse is if someone makes an OBVIOUS EFFORT to piss you off. It’s cold-blooded.

总有新同事加入公司，不管是不是你喜欢的。如果你看过‘千谎百计’（你应该看过），你会知道通过肢体语言能看出很多潜意识的东西-可是最糟糕的是有些人故意那样让你生气。那就是可恶了。

That has happened with my new colleague. Usually, when some tadpole joins an office, they will make an effort to stay out of trouble, keep a low profile and generally be nice. Well this guy is just the opposite. You see, in our office there are only around 10 desks – but there are 12 staff. This means that sometimes people have to share desks, and generally be flexible.

这个就发生在我的新同事身上。通常，当有新人来办公室，都会尽量不惹麻烦，保持低调和友好。可是这个家伙正好相反。瞧，在我们办公室只有大概10张桌子-可是有12个员工。这就意味着有时候大家需要合用一下桌子，非常灵活的。

Not me, though. I hate it when people sit in my seat, as it is MY OWN GLORIOUS MESS. If anyone does sit in my seat, I invariably Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise half of my papers and notes and have to redo them. Terrible.

尽管不是我。我讨厌别人坐我的椅子，因为那是我自己的弄得乱七八糟的椅子。如果别人坐在我椅子上，我总是要弄丢一半的纸，笔记，然后不得不重新做这些。太可怕了。

So anyway, back to the story. On his first day, not only did my new colleague hop into my seat, AND steal my nametag….

无管怎样，我们回到这个故事，我抓到了这个扒手！ 在他上班的第一天！他竟然坐在我的位子上，还偷我的名牌…

…but he also stole the shirt off my back! I’m pond-ering my revenge!

…而且他还偷了我的T恤！我一定要报仇雪恨！