Cheer up (LAWL)

Beijing approves Olympics ‘cheer’ – Start practising!

In pictures: BB9 housemates arrive – Shotgun Stephanie…

Top US Democrat Barack Obama holds surprise meeting with defeated rival Hillary Clinton – Dream ticket incoming?

Ronaldo ‘wants to play at Madrid’ – What’s the betting that he doesn’t go anywhere and then is booed again by his own fans next season? Lovely!

O2 to offer £100 iPhone… in time for Xmas? – They’re alright I suppose.

50′s Baby Moms House Burns Down – It wasn’t me

Top 10 Most Pirated TV Shows on BitTorrent – Yeah! The Ultimate Fighter!

The Shanghai Beat: Graffiti Shanghai – Youtube video about ‘writers’ in Shanghai (see how cool I am?)

Betfair.com – Euro 2008 starts tomorrow! Time to invest!

Fun stuff

Daily Mail cites video game as proof of terrorist doomsday plot – Thank God they haven’t seen Men In Black

9/11 an inside job, says Irish pop folkster – Corr(s) blimey!

Girl Sues Cops Over Sex Tape “Screening” – If you’re not in it, you can’t see it

Big Brother 2008 (UK) – Launching June 5th! Prepare yourself Daisy!

The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face. – Unbiased review of the iPhone against the Nokia E70

Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain – He’s older than nachos?!

Challenge of Nintendo’s Wii Fit is finding it – Nintendo sending US Fit boards to Europe…

Crank 2: High Voltage – 2009 will be a glorious year for cinema

As it happens…

Rob Knievel Jumps 24 Trucks at King’s Island – That is NEWS baby!

Condoms ‘too big’ for Indian men – This important science story from December 2006 is currently top of the BBC News ‘most read’ list…

Mars probe touches down – …whereas this insignificant throwaway article, is not…

Kobe Bryant (Me) Jumps Over Pool w/ Snakes (Black Mambas) – Ok we get it he can jump over stuff because he’s got mad cgi-ups.

Facebook battles Google over access to user data – They’ll be part of the same company by Christmas!

New “Indiana Jones” film tops Memorial Day weekend box office – Starring Shia LaBeouf! and some other chumps

Sex symbol Jessica Alba quitely weds long-time beau – Well she’s not getting her stuff back now :(

Victim’s former friend identifies R. Kelly, girl in sex tape – Trapped in the CLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exerciset (jail cell).

Live news

Quake death toll officially hits 40,075 – Not a good milestone to reach

Joey Barton is jailed for assault – Shame

America’s Hottest College Girl 2008 – It’s called a contest, but everyone seems to be a winner here.

US ‘stuck’ with Guantanamo prison – I hate it when that happens

Foreign Netizens: President Hu, Premier Wen deserve Nobel Peace Prize – Erm kind of…

Las Vegas Promoters Offer Suge 1 Mil To Fight – $1m to fight the guy that knocked him out in a Vegas nightclub.

A videogame that truly takes the p*ss – Pee to ski! This could be a nightclub hit!

The Pirate Bay Enters List of 100 Most Popular Webites – 96 places after djod.co.uk

BitTorrent tracker Mininova faces legal action – That’s not really news, is it?!

What What

WTC recycled – Twin Towers steel to be used for US warship – That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard (erm…almost)
From science and computers, a new face of Jesus – He’s a clone
Little Shrill Voices – Cat Art – Specially for Laura
Bum Cat, Drum Cat by Max Yoho – This is the guy that won the poetry competition – I came 2nd (total entrants…erm…0.028985507246376811594202898550725*69)

You need this in your life

How to become a porn star – Don’t ask how, just look…
Molecule of the Day: 1/20/99 – Believe it…