
Daily Mail cites video game as proof of terrorist doomsday plot – Thank God they haven’t seen Men In Black
9/11 an inside job, says Irish pop folkster – Corr(s) blimey!
Girl Sues Cops Over Sex Tape “Screening” – If you’re not in it, you can’t see it
Big Brother 2008 (UK) – Launching June 5th! Prepare yourself Daisy!
The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face. – Unbiased review of the iPhone against the Nokia E70
Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain – He’s older than nachos?!
Challenge of Nintendo’s Wii Fit is finding it – Nintendo sending US Fit boards to Europe…
Crank 2: High Voltage – 2009 will be a glorious year for cinema

Rob Knievel Jumps 24 Trucks at King’s Island – That is NEWS baby!
Condoms ‘too big’ for Indian men – This important science story from December 2006 is currently top of the BBC News ‘most read’ list…
Mars probe touches down – …whereas this insignificant throwaway article, is not…
Kobe Bryant (Me) Jumps Over Pool w/ Snakes (Black Mambas) – Ok we get it he can jump over stuff because he’s got mad cgi-ups.
Facebook battles Google over access to user data – They’ll be part of the same company by Christmas!
New “Indiana Jones” film tops Memorial Day weekend box office – Starring Shia LaBeouf! and some other chumps
Sex symbol Jessica Alba quitely weds long-time beau – Well she’s not getting her stuff back now :(
Victim’s former friend identifies R. Kelly, girl in sex tape – Trapped in the CExercise/”>Loset (jail cell).