Still Not Dead

Well it’s been a very interesting few days, along with the mad rush to download everything before everyone comes back to Uni I’ve had to deal with the death (or soon death (Soon death? What?)) of Pornturkey and a suprise visit yesterday from my parents(!).

Last night was fun – Fred arrived back so we went out and played pool (a lot), and we extended the Froytun dynasty by thrashing some jokers who challenged us. Good work. Oytun got back late and went straight to bed (without telling us), so we went into his room and woke him up. Hehehehehe.

Who’s Got The Crane?

Tonight was ace on many levels. Well about 2 levels actually, one because it was fun to just chill out and have fun (there were a LOT of people in the cooler tonight…the most packed Baby B has ever been I think) and they other matter of ME WINNING £10 PLAYING POOL!!!!!!!
Yeah this guy was watching me play pool (we’ll call him Mr.F) and basically slagging off my style, so I said ‘You want to play for money?’…he was all ‘Any time’ and I was like ‘Ok, now’. Then I realised what a stupid move that was, as I’d never seen him play but whatever…we play and I just whip his ass…not even cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise. SO he starts crying (inside) and challenges me to a rematch – double or quits. Needless to say he got violated again and I am rich. This reminded me of one time when I was twelve and this guy challenged me to a pool game for cash…he took off all of my colours and said if I can just pot the black before he pots everything then he’d give me a fiver…if I lost I had to buy him a pint. He won. Bastard.
I got my first Christmas present today too! Boz + Zahra bought me a belt (as I had complained about not having one). This was a v.good suprise (and also a little shaming as I hadn’t bought or had any intention of buying them anything. Doh.) After BB I went back to Claycroft and chatted w/Tunga and ate noodles…mmm…noodles…He’s off tomorrow…the numbers are dwindling…

Pool Kings

Me, Ben, Sam, Ali, Dave and Greg played pool for
the Reindeer tonight – I have added all of the info to emphasise the
fact that we won 7 (yes SEVEN) games to 0 (NIL). Ben reckoned it was
the first time the team had won 7-0 (and it’s only the second time i’ve
ever played, and I have an 100% record…I don’t mean to brag but…(EvilOli: Shut the fuck up!)…sorry…

Hopefully tomorrow I’ll post my first little article, instructions for
making a little ‘indoor firework display’ out of a disposable cigarette
lighter. The reason why it is in my mind is that when we left the pub
we all went to Greg’s place and I did this (controlled) explosion on
his computer table…he wasn’t best pleased.

Watched ‘Dude, Where’s My Car’ again today – I think that’s 5 times now
in about 20 days, a new record for me I think. I don’t know what keeps
me watching it because it isn’t exactly critically brilliant but shit
it is funny.

Yasmin Bleeth is in the shit. Drugs kill, kids. (EvilOli: No comment.)

Tony’s got a big-ass scar from his pendicitis (sp?), I have informed
him of his obligation to get a tattoo which reads ‘Thug Life’ over it,
he is thinking it over.