Pornturkey

Back to your block

Nov 11, 2003
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Oh hell yeah I’ve fixed it up baby woooooohoooooo Oliworld.co.uk is fully functioning again! (Except for the tragic loss of a dear friend…yes would you please all click on the left and salute Pornturkey….he’s gone but not forgotten….)

ANYWAYYY it’s 6.20pm and I’m still at work! WOOOOOO!!!! Why?!?! Because I’m interested!!! Oh yeah, tomorrow the website for my charity is going to be CGI ready baby and that means that I can start my work on making this website the most kick-ass site on the world wide wigga!!!! HOLLAAAAAAA!!!!!

Guess who’s back…

Nov 7, 2003
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Yeah yeah bastards I’ve resurrected this beeeeatch after the nefarious Warwick University try to ruin ALL of my fun by deleting the entire site…There have been some casualties of this cull – including the once beautiful Pornturkey who may or may not ever be able to return.

In other news….there’s been quite a lot. If or when I can be bothered I may fill in some / all of this, in the mean time have a look at this:

Suprnova – WOKAAAAAAAAA

Still Not Dead

Jan 6, 2003
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Well it’s been a very interesting few days, along with the mad rush to download everything before everyone comes back to Uni I’ve had to deal with the death (or soon death (Soon death? What?)) of Pornturkey and a suprise visit yesterday from my parents(!).

Last night was fun – Fred arrived back so we went out and played pool (a lot), and we extended the Froytun dynasty by thrashing some jokers who challenged us. Good work. Oytun got back late and went straight to bed (without telling us), so we went into his room and woke him up. Hehehehehe.

Pornturkey.co.uk

Dec 17, 2002
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Wow! I found this site…by the legendary Pornturkey!!!

www.Pornturkey.co.uk – He is so cooooooool…..

WARNING: A certain member of the UAE underground posse tried to access the site and had severe problems with the Net Censor!!!!! Don’t worry it’s not (too) rude…

Pornturkey

Dec 14, 2002
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Pornturkey was unleashed onto the Duefo.co.uk public today…and they are lapping up the goodness…My plan is coming together…

In other news I think I might have been drunk last night because my mouth felt like a slag heap this morning…Alcohol Is Bad For You!

Bonus Coverage

Dec 10, 2002
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First day of relaxing began well…woke up 1.30pm…relaxed…Finally got some money from HSBCrap and the spent it, not sure how though (mental note: do not spend £40 in one day again this holiday without more than a network card to show for it)…
The Pornturkey went online today, and my room is now second only to NASA and IT Services with respect to computer power…2 17″ monitors, 2 Pentium 4 chips, 1GB RAM, 180GB of storage, 128MB of Geforce4s….now all I have to do is come up with something to do with them (well obviously Pornturkey has something to do hehehehehehe….)
Went to the Bar with Boz and Zhara tonight, nothing really exciting to report…it seems that loads of 4th years especially are here at the moment to ‘do a bit of work’ which seems completely counter-productive, as they not only are not doing work, but they are feeling bad about it coz they should be at home with their families…Spread the knowledge…