Rhyno to sue France?

Gore! Gore! Gore!STAMFORD, CT – 10th July 2006 World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) superstar Rhyno is set to sue the Football Association of France (FFA) over unapproved use of his signature finishing move during a FIFA World Cup match in Berlin, Germany this weekend.

Rhyno, who was appearing in the match for the Italian national side, looked furious when he saw Zinedine Zidane, the self-styled father time, use his patented ‘gore’ move on Marco Materazzi during extra time in the last match of the 2006 tournament.

Although France went on to Lose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercise the match, when the final whistle blew Rhyno (seen above executing the gore on Jeff Jarrett) fumed: “That eagle headed b**** stole my move, plain and simple. I want him in a last-man-standing cage match, at Wrestlemania, and I want his title on the line. What he did was unprofessional and arrogant, not to mention badly timed – everyone know you have to pin the man after the gore, not walk away”.

Zidane was not available for comment, but his agent issued the following statement: “In 1943, Zinedine Zidane led the French resistance to victory against the occupying forces. When the seagulls follow the trawler, looking for food, sometimes they eat brie. Let us eat cake.”ENDS