Worst virus ever? (有史以来最糟糕的病毒?)

Our computers at work got a virus recently. We had a little popup message which said that it had been removed…

我们公司的电脑最近中了病毒.总是会有个小对话框跳出来说此文件已被移除…

…but when I checked my personal web folder, I had a strange sensation that not EVERYTHING had been completely removed…

…可是当我查看我的私人网页文件夹时,我有种奇怪的感觉就是并不是所有的东西都被移除了…

…but I didn’t know hemorrhoids were viral?!

…但是我不知道痔疮是不是病毒引起的?

How to fix Mikeey, Mikeyy, Mikey or Mickey worm on Twitter

14th April 2009 Update: If you are ‘locked out’ of your Twitter account, go to: http://twitter.com/account/resend_password and reset your password, then follow the steps below to remove any trace of the Mikeyy worm.

If you are reading this, chances are that you’ve been infected with the Twitter worm/virus called Mikeyy (or Mickey, Mikeey, Micky…there are many variants). Here’s how to remove the worm and get your Twitter account back:

1) Go to Settings (http://twitter.com/account/settings)
2) Update your Name, Username, More info URL, One Line Bio. Press ‘Save‘!
3) Click the Password tab and change your password. Click ‘Change‘.

There you go! I will update this with more info when I get it.

ps, If your account is sending the following messages, then you are infected with the Mikeyy virus:

• This is all Twitters fault! Don’t blame Mikeyy!!
• How TO remove new Mikeyy worm! RT!!
• Twitter, freaking fix this already. >:[ – Mikeyy
• ALERT!! 4TH GEN MIKEYY WORM, USE NOSCRIPT:
• this is Bill Gates -Mikeyy
• This is all Twitters fault! Don’t blame Mikeyy!!