Seek and ye shall find

15 Jun, Sat, 16:19:35 Google: Fantamady Keita
16 Jun, Sun, 01:31:17 Google: “X-Fire” Clawz
16 Jun, Sun, 12:19:57 Google: subtitles “Dieu Est Grand, Je Suis Toute Petite”
17 Jun, Mon, 02:49:37 Google: “google England”
17 Jun, Mon, 05:29:59 Google: monster’s ball vidcaps
17 Jun, Mon, 08:52:16 Google: “Kate Sanderson nude”
17 Jun, Mon, 09:53:28 Google: vcd cover “The curse of the jade scorpion”
17 Jun, Mon, 14:17:45 Google: amelie vcd-cover
17 Jun, Mon, 22:53:02 Google: clawz x-fire
18 Jun, Tue, 00:24:55 Google: amelie cover
18 Jun, Tue, 01:46:29 Google: halle berry monster’s ball vidcaps
18 Jun, Tue, 05:36:47 Google: Monster’s ball nude vidcaps
18 Jun, Tue, 18:29:21 Google: halle berry monster’s ball nude download
18 Jun, Tue, 18:44:39 Google: pictures of clawz from x-fire
18 Jun, Tue, 18:52:29 Google: nicola fletcher- oli,bav dave
18 Jun, Tue, 19:08:29 Google: pictures of clawz from x-fire
19 Jun, Wed, 16:52:08 Google: “Ly ly Fong”
19 Jun, Wed, 19:48:36 Google: clawz x-fire
19 Jun, Wed, 23:03:04 Google: “little yin” +paintball
19 Jun, Wed, 23:25:40 Google: X-fire picture yin

So Bav is alive?

Free Eggs

09 Apr, Tue, 04:24:19 Google: shopping calais porn
09 Apr, Tue, 19:01:03 Google: snoop dogg doggystyle video download
10 Apr, Wed, 20:54:38 Google: hiphopeJay2
11 Apr, Thu, 05:18:09 Google: snoop dogg’s porn dogg vidcaps
12 Apr, Fri, 08:53:52 Google: ENGLAND sheesha shops UK
14 Apr, Sun, 12:48:10 Google: nude in public j’s-place
16 Apr, Tue, 00:58:58 Google: fluffer girl photos
17 Apr, Wed, 11:27:21 Google: orangejuice transport
17 Apr, Wed, 13:50:22 Google: find the kids show ‘Superted’ official website
17 Apr, Wed, 17:47:11 Google: jermaine jenas pictures
18 Apr, Thu, 13:50:08 Google: VCD-Cover Amelie
18 Apr, Thu, 14:53:58 Google: “wonderwoman” hardcore porn
20 Apr, Sat, 14:27:48 Google: “russian pub” +pictures
21 Apr, Sun, 17:41:19 Google: Jan Dara vidcaps
21 Apr, Sun, 22:31:03 Google: snoop dogg doggystyle vidcaps
22 Apr, Mon, 18:51:15 Google: “nicola fletcher”
23 Apr, Tue, 16:45:58 Google: sheesha girl
23 Apr, Tue, 17:51:45 Google: “kate sanderson” naked OR nude OR hardcore OR fakes
25 Apr, Thu, 10:47:25 Google: Amelie Cover vcd
26 Apr, Fri, 22:46:54 Google: Monster’s Ball Halle Berry fuck photo

I don’t mind the porn and stuff, but WTF is ‘orangejuice transport’ all about?

Oh yeah i have a rumour…A source told me that allegedly(sp?) Prince
William (our alleged future king) is going out with a Scottish bird
called ‘Olivia Dawney or Downey’. We’ll see if it’s true in the
future….But it’s all alleged at this point. (Dad warned me to be
careful about alleged and all that stuff)…

Seamus loves stats

Well during the jihad I didn’t notice that
my humble website passed 1000 unique visitors recently. What a treat.
So here’s some cool facts:

Number of Days: 152
Unique visitors: 1080
Visitors including reloads: 2058

Most Popular:
Day of the week: Tuesday
Hour of the Day: 13:00 – 13:59
Browser: IE5
Operating System: Windoze 98
Searchengine Referrer: Google
Keywords: nude, pics, Sanderson, Kate
Visitor nationality: UK (cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exercisely followed by France then Malaysia!)

ho ho ho

IPs

As my hit counter creeps cLose Weight Exercise/”>Lose Weight Exerciser to 1000 unique visitors, let’s see where they’re coming from…I’m watching you…

.net Network 210 21.89%
.com US Commercial 179 18.66%
Unknown 176 18.35%
.uk United Kingdom 167 17.41%
.fr France 161 16.78%
.my Malaysia 12 1.25%
.au Australia 10 1.04%
.fi Finland 7 0.72%
.ie Ireland 5 0.52%
.nl Netherlands 5 0.52%
.de Germany 4 0.41%
.mx Mexico 3 0.31%
.ca Canada 3 0.31%
.edu US Educational 3 0.31%
.be Belgium 2 0.20%
.nz New Zealand 2 0.20%
.jp Japan 1 0.10%
.ch Switzerland 1 0.10%
.us United States 1 0.10%
.th Thailand 1 0.10%
.sg Singapore 1 0.10%
.se Sweden 1 0.10%
.ar Argentina 1 0.10%
.dk Denmark 1 0.10%
.pt Portugal 1 0.10%
.it Italy 1 0.10%

Bearing in mind the majority of the ‘France’ ones are me…RESPECT TO MALAYSIA!!!!

Search For Me

Check out the stats baby….Here are the searches that make this site the ADULT PLAYGROUND that it is!

26 Jan, Sat, 23:05:08 Google: batman forever vidcaps
27 Jan, Sun, 13:44:10 Yahoo: adultchecksites
28 Jan, Mon, 13:43:02 Google: “kate sanderson” sexy
28 Jan, Mon, 22:43:35 Yahoo: snoop dogg doggystyle vidcaps
29 Jan, Tue, 22:35:20 Google: “kate sanderson”
01 Feb, Fri, 05:49:53 Google: ice cube movie friday vidcaps
02 Feb, Sat, 00:22:41 Google: snoop doggystyle vidcaps
03 Feb, Sun, 04:34:47 Google: “theo scary movie 2″
03 Feb, Sun, 13:13:06 Yahoo: adultchecksites
04 Feb, Mon, 12:12:08 Google: “scary movie 2 sexy”
04 Feb, Mon, 16:24:50 Google: newsround pics nude
04 Feb, Mon, 19:18:07 Yahoo: adultchecksites
05 Feb, Tue, 14:29:07 Google: snoop dogg hardcore vidcaps
05 Feb, Tue, 20:05:00 Google: kate sanderson nude
06 Feb, Wed, 15:35:29 Yahoo: adultchecksites
06 Feb, Wed, 15:35:55 Google: vidcaps of Snoop Dogg’s Doggystyle video
07 Feb, Thu, 02:14:09 Google: thai vidcaps vcd
10 Feb, Sun, 16:54:19 Google: vcd cover The curse of the jade scorpion
10 Feb, Sun, 23:08:49 Yahoo: adultchecksites
12 Feb, Tue, 01:29:03 Google: cryfield warwick

I am noticing a trend. Oh dear….

One other serch of note…Someone searched for ‘Dude Where’s My Car Freda’ the other day….hmmm….

Spooky

Here’s some spooky searches which have brought people to this site…I know of only one person who would search for this:

30 Nov, Fri, 17:03:21 Google: “Matias Ristimaki”

But finding the culprit who searched for this little beauty might be a bit harder to find:

01 Dec, Sat, 10:56:21 Google: tescos nude

Classics.

Funny Searches etc

So here’s some great searches to brighten
up your Christmas. These were done on Google on Christmas Day 2001
(December 25th). Do not email me telling me they’re wrong coz I don’t
care.

Search Term: “i love oli”
Site: Arwyn’s Journal – Read about her life!

Search Term: “i hate oli”
Site: Beschreibung – Some chick’s homework (I think)

Search Term: “Oli rules”
Site: Oli rules – French bloke. Pok�mon. Fish. Say no more.

Search Term: “Oli does not rule”
Site: Your search – “oli does not rule” – did not match any documents. – I knew it!

Search Term: “Tesco porn”
Site: Free Hardcore Sex – cock facial cumshots adultchecksites … – I had to know…

Ho ho ho

Here’s the funny stuff that you all come here for:

16 Nov, Fri, 20:33:05 Google: superted pics
17 Nov, Sat, 01:52:36 Yahoo: www.wwf sunny nude
17 Nov, Sat, 11:58:30 Yahoo: raising the kirsk
19 Nov, Mon, 03:46:49 Yahoo: afghanistan women nude pic
19 Nov, Mon, 17:12:18 Google: pics of clawz and little yin from x fire
19 Nov, Mon, 17:27:08 Google: x-fire clawz
20 Nov, Tue, 01:22:32 Google: osama dickead picture
20 Nov, Tue, 16:52:48 Google: pictures of Victoria climbie
21 Nov, Wed, 07:56:22 Google: “kate sanderson” nude

I’m
not kidding if I find the person who keeps putting Kate Sanderson Nude,
with or without speech marks, I’ll break their bones into dust and use
it to make an iced latte…

Browser Stats

Yo Yo Yo my main (irish) man Seamus liked the Geobrowser stats so much I decided to update them for today!

.net Network 82 32.66%
.com US Commercial 46 18.32%
– Unknown 46 18.32%
.uk United Kingdom 35 13.94%
.fr France 24 9.56%
.au Australia 4 1.59%
.edu US Educational 3 1.19%
.mx Mexico 2 0.79%
.my Malaysia 2 0.79%
.be Belgium 2 0.79%
.de Germany 2 0.79%
.ar Argentina 1 0.39%
.nl Netherlands 1 0.39%
.sg Singapore 1 0.39%

Welcome to the pornstars from Holland!