World Wrestling Federation

Old school…so tonight me and Luta~!~!~! watched WWE Survivor Series which was pretty cool altogether (3 cans of Carling may have improved it however)…He was impressed with the Pornturkey gobbling away in the corner …oh yeah that reminds me:

BASTARD!!! I screwed up my ankle today playing bball and will miss the rest of the year…This includes (and is limited to) Thursday night’s game vs the HK Mafia team. Shiiit. The only point of comedy in the whole polemique was that I reckon one of the guys tried to pull me when I was sitting there ice-packing (I said ‘ice’) my ankle. I don’t discriminate baby….(Sorry?)…

Mental note: English actors in hardcore porn RULE BABY!!!

NEWSINBRIEF
Europe’s Super Rocket Explodes – Nice try guys…
US ‘satisfied’ by Yemeni assurances – Yemenis say the SCUD MISSILES were for defensive and domestic use only…and the world’s not worried about DOMESTIC SCUD MISSILE USAGE IN YEMEN?!?!
Miss World chooses China for next contest – So that’s what Yaotun’s mum does….

Yao Ming’s Personal Player File @ NBA.com

List

HHH won the Royal Rumble.
My beard is gone.
My phone is back.
My new life begins…
…tomorrow.

Don’t Come To My Projects

The dream continued today…

I was robbed this evening. Robbed of two hours of my life by a film so
boring that I would have prefered to watch Man U win a football
match…The travesty in question is called The Others
and stars Nicole Kidman who seems to have lost the ability to act. I
can’t even be bothered to summarise(sp?) or anything, if you’re
interested go have a look at the site (I’m sure it’s better than the
fucking film)…

ANYWAY, things of note….I’m going to go to Paris on Saturday
hopefully to watch some weird Irish team called Munster play
rugby…should be interesting (apart from the two hours watching the
match)…I have to find Dominique’s e-mail address to we can hook up
(not like that) in town…

Also I got my Qu’ran back (I leant it to someone who thought he might
be converted but then he decided Budhism is the true way…Each to his
own I guess).

It’s great to miss a few of CRZ’s wrestling recaps just so you can sit down and read 4 in a row!!! Grand (phrase TM George the Whining Bar Pissing Irish).

Tuesday. Snowboarding. Maybe.

Sunday Night Fun

Wow – last night was cool! Watched WWF unforgiven at Tony’s place, and it was sweeeet. Why not CLICK HERE to find out why I’m still the KING of PPV!!! Also have a look at:
WWF.Com
Wrestleline’s Scott Keith Rant for Unforgiven

Big News!
I was hungry at 3am this morning, so I went to get a penguin from Tony’s kitchen (he was asleep). I tiptoed past his dog (EvilOli:
Bastard canine from Hell) to get my mits on the beautiful chocolate
snack when I heard on the radio that SAS troops were in Afghanistan,
had circled the mountin hideout of Osama Bin Laden and were ready to
‘pluck’ him out of his abode whenever George W. Bush said ‘Make it
so!’. How suprised was I when, on returning home today at 12pm, to find
not a mention of this on Teletext, Ceefax or on the ITN or BBC news!!!
Weird huh?

So was it a cover-up? Was it a top-level conspiracy? (EvilOli: Or was it the crack that you were smoking earlier in the night?) Whatever it was, wait and see what transpires – my conspiracy theory is that the SAS are
in Afghanistan, but haven’t got the proper international permissions to
kidnap someone who they may have little evidence against…So they’ll
wait (they’ll probably snatch Uncle Bin Laden as well) until they have got permission, then the news reports will return as if these events are happening in the future.

You heard it here first folks…

(EvilOli: I think I saw that on X-Files once, actually…)